Dad Jokes

I’m so upset! Someone stole my limbo stick! I mean, how low can you go?

Velcro is such a rip-off...

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought, I put a dollar in. It's currently half empty.

Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek. It's 90108...for our lives to be over!

I'm in a bad mood today. Why? because my neighbor attacked me with milk yogurt and cheese. Really? Yes I know how dairy!?

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the young genie who got a job and finally moved out of his parents' lamp to a one bedroom necklace? He was in-de-pendant.