Dad Jokes

The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."

I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was really disappointed. The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) were terrible.

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.

What kind of fire leaves a room damp? A spitfire.

To all the people out there suffering with paranoia just remember, you're not alone.

Did you hear about the two mummies who farted at the same time? They had a toot in common.

Our puns are not juvenile. They are fully groan.