Dad Jokes

What has four wheels and flies? A Garbage Truck.

How do you make a water bed more bouncy? You use spring water!

I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.

Apparently nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire, but Quasimodo has a hunch...

Why do seals swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.

All these black hole articles just keep sucking me in!