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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper? You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
A man called his twin brother from prison. He says, “hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
What do you call a misbehaving spaceship pilot? An Astro-naughty!
Went to the store to get eight cans of sprite. When I got home, I realized I only picked seven up.
What did Delaware? Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.
What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time? Toot-in-common!
My daughter really changed a lot after becoming a vegan. It was like I had never seen herbivore!
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