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#670
My wife claims that a man in camouflage is really sexy. I just don't see it.
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#669
My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
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#668
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool. I lost the Rock's paper scissors.
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#667
Are people born with a photographic memory? Or does it take time to develop?
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Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end. They're calling it the uncut edition.
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When lego stores open back up it will be insane. People will be lined up for blocks.
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper? You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
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