Dad Jokes

My wife just said, “It’s over”, started walking out on me, and I just sat there. I really enjoy watching the end credits.
Why do ducks have feathers: to cover their butt-quack!
The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker. Fast 10: Your Seat Belts.
The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was really disappointed. The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) were terrible.
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
What kind of fire leaves a room damp? A spitfire.
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