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What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time? Toot-in-common!
My daughter really changed a lot after becoming a vegan. It was like I had never seen herbivore!
How do you cut an ocean in two? With a see-saw!
Just got the perfect tool for making a good Indian flat bread. It's a naan stick pan.
Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues. The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
What genre are national anthems? Country
I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead. The Times are rough!
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