Dad Jokes

I tried calling the tinnitus helpline, but it just kept ringing.
To the thief who stole all my cans of red bull, I don't know how you can sleep at night.
Why is being a dwarf not all that it is cracked up to be? Because 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy!
I asked the judge to shorten my sentence and he interrupted me.
Why do NBA referees check their voicemail after every quarter? Because they missed so many calls!
I just got back from China; I feel pretty disoriented.
I like to play chess with old men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.
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