Dad Jokes

Prison is more than just a word. It's a sentence.

You know what they say about cliffhangers...

Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours, they called it a day.

Pro-biotics, anti-biotics, we're all cultured here, right?

The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union. It's not EU, it's me.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE!