Dad Jokes

Prison is more than just a word. It's a sentence.
You know what they say about cliffhangers...
Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours, they called it a day.
Pro-biotics, anti-biotics, we're all cultured here, right?
The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union. It's not EU, it's me.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE!
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