Dad Jokes

My wife just said, “It’s over”, started walking out on me, and I just sat there. I really enjoy watching the end credits.

Why do ducks have feathers: to cover their butt-quack!

The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker. Fast 10: Your Seat Belts.

The guy at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, "Fine, suit yourself."

I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was really disappointed. The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) were terrible.

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.

What kind of fire leaves a room damp? A spitfire.