Dad Jokes

I tried calling the tinnitus helpline, but it just kept ringing.

To the thief who stole all my cans of red bull, I don't know how you can sleep at night.

Why is being a dwarf not all that it is cracked up to be? Because 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy!

I asked the judge to shorten my sentence and he interrupted me.

Why do NBA referees check their voicemail after every quarter? Because they missed so many calls!

I just got back from China; I feel pretty disoriented.

I like to play chess with old men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.