Dad Jokes

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Would anyone be interested in being my companion? Asking for a friend.

Bad Hitler puns are inführeriating.

We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath

My buddy said he threw a stick 5 miles and his dog still managed to bring it back. Seems a little farfetched...

A weasel walks to the bar. The bartenders says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before! What can I get you?" "Pop" goes the weasel.

Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?