Dad Jokes

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Would anyone be interested in being my companion? Asking for a friend.
Bad Hitler puns are inführeriating.
We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath
My buddy said he threw a stick 5 miles and his dog still managed to bring it back. Seems a little farfetched...
A weasel walks to the bar. The bartenders says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before! What can I get you?" "Pop" goes the weasel.
Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?
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