Dad Jokes

My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.

What happens when you throw a Finnish sailor overboard? Helsinki

There's someone in town that is going from store to store shoplifting clothes in order of size. Police believe they're still at large.

I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal.

I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, “I want to sue the airline!” The lawyer said, "you don't have much of a case."

My son is now at that age where he's curious about the human body. I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.

Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine? It was about a weak back.