Dad Jokes

Windmills really don't like country music. They're huge metal fans!

Shout out to old people. Otherwise they can't hear you.

People say circumcision doesn’t hurt, but i have to disagree. I was circumcised when I was born and couldn’t walk for nearly a year.

My wife left me because of my obsession with astrology. I guess I should have seen the signs.

Never challenge death to a pillow fight. Unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions.

Why didn’t the skeleton go on the adventure? He didn’t have the guts.

Alligators can grow up to 15 feet, but most only grow 4.