Dad Jokes

Which knight is the protector of foods? Sir anwrap

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. oof...

They’re prison guards because they’re not tall enough to be prison centers.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!

I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint. He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.

Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!

My wife hates it when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up!