Dad Jokes

I just got back from China; I feel pretty disoriented.

I like to play chess with old men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

Why is Ireland the best country to invest in? The capital is always Dublin!

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.

Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree hasn’t been the worst thing that happened to me today, but it's up there.

Did you guys hear about the blind carpenter? He picked up his hammer and saw!

Did you hear about the inmate with a stutter who died in prison? He was never able to finish his sentence.