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What genre are national anthems? Country
I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead. The Times are rough!
Why did the fisherman stop hauling shellfish? Answer: He pulled a mussel
What does a spy wear on his feet? Answer: Sneakers
My wife and I had a long argument about which letter of the alphabet is the most important. I think I won.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse
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