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Why do we call childbirth delivery? Shouldn't it be takeout?
Did you know that fully grown deer don't like melted cheese? But their fawn do!
“Can you please change my grade?” "Of course!" Tom remarked.
My computer keeps freezing. I wonder if it's because it's overheating.
Please avoid using a website called It wouldn't let me log out!
Every day at breakfast, I announce that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t. It was my longest running joke of the year.
The rate at which wood burns in a fireplace can be calculated with a log function.
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