Dad Jokes

My baby just swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. The next diaper change could spell disaster.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can then wear it on your head because it's now capsized.
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig
Do you guys remember when I told you about my spine issue? It was about a weak back.
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare
Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights!
The line for beer at this party is terrible, but the punchline is even worse!
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