Dad Jokes

Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes now.
Finland has closed their borders and the Olympics will be cancelled. Looks like nobody will be crossing the Finnish line!
A friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese. It's the Wurst Käse scenario!
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for? Plastic Explosives.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds!
How are Australians coping with Coronavirus toilet paper shortages? Bidet mate!
What do you call an Instagram celebrity who gets Coronavirus? An influenzer, but only if they go viral...
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