Dad Jokes

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizziscian
Know what goes great with a Coronavirus? Lime Disease
How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts? Through the dumbbell door.
Darth Vader's suit wasn't free. It cost him an arm and a leg!
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.
I figured my dad would spend all his savings on an expensive wig when he went bald, but one look and I realized it was a small price toupee.
I was just at an optometrist wedding. For the vows he took her for better or worse, better or worse, better or worse.
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