Dad Jokes

Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are teaming up in the next movie. They are alloys.
I hate terrible massages. They just rub me the wrong way.
My wife didn’t think I would give our daughter a silly name, but I called her Bluff.
Iron Man without his suit is Stark naked.
My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post-man now.
What do you call a straight line of bunnies hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
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