Dad Jokes

If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can then wear it on your head because it's now capsized.

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

Do you guys remember when I told you about my spine issue? It was about a weak back.

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare

Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights!

The line for beer at this party is terrible, but the punchline is even worse!

I married my wife for her looks, just not the ones she's been giving me lately.