Dad Jokes

I was just at an optometrist wedding. For the vows he took her for better or worse, better or worse, better or worse.

Believing only 12.5% of the Bible makes you an eighth theist.

Why do we call childbirth delivery? Shouldn't it be takeout?

Did you know that fully grown deer don't like melted cheese? But their fawn do!

“Can you please change my grade?” "Of course!" Tom remarked.

My computer keeps freezing. I wonder if it's because it's overheating.

Please avoid using a website called Constipated.com It wouldn't let me log out!