Dad Jokes

Don't be worried about your smart phone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizziscian

Know what goes great with a Coronavirus? Lime Disease

How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts? Through the dumbbell door.

Darth Vader's suit wasn't free. It cost him an arm and a leg!

My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.

I figured my dad would spend all his savings on an expensive wig when he went bald, but one look and I realized it was a small price toupee.