Great Dad Jokes

Someone tried to scam me by selling invisibility cloaks, but I saw right through them.

My kid wanted to get a spider from the pet store, but they are really expensive. I can get a real cheap one off the web.

What'd the buffalo say to his son that was leaving for college? Bison

Why aren't unemployment jokes funny? They just don't work!

What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car man

My friend David just lost his ID. Now we just call him Dav.

Someone was shot with a starter pistol at the track. Police believe it was race related.