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#419
I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had!
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#420
I tried searching for a book on impotence, but nothing came up.
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#421
I was named after my father. Mostly because he was born first.
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#422
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime-mates!
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#423
My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. But now, it's all water under the fridge.
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#424
I’ll never give money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run.
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#425
I asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up. I guess the two of us are never gonna work out.
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