Great Dad Jokes

My friend went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him. He just can't part with it.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union. It's not EU, it's me.

Pro-biotics, anti-biotics, we're all cultured here, right?

Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours, they called it a day.

You know what they say about cliffhangers...