Great Dad Jokes

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

I know loads of jokes about cash machines. I just can't think of one atm.

Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is.

How quickly can Grandma bake cookies? In a Nana-second!

What did the chemist do when he felt unsafe? He went to his compound.

My son wanted some girl advice, so I told him, “If you are intimidated by a date, remember one thing.” They're basically just big raisins.

I wonder if glass coffins will ever catch on. Remains to be seen!