Great Dad Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite musical note? The high C!

You know what the leading cause of dry skin is? Towels.

Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?

A weasel walks to the bar. The bartenders says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before! What can I get you?" "Pop" goes the weasel.

My buddy said he threw a stick 5 miles and his dog still managed to bring it back. Seems a little farfetched...

We might be going snorkeling this weekend but I'm not holding my breath

Bad Hitler puns are inführeriating.