Great Dad Jokes

My statistics professor told us that the larger the sample size, the more reliable your averages are. The Ns justify the means.

My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my first pair of glasses. Life before that was a blur.

I asked the officer how the hackers escaped. He said, "No idea, they just ransomware."

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

There is a new reality show where flat-earthers are trying to find the edge of the world. They'll be so disappointed when they get to the season finale and it's not a cliff-hanger.

They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m Dyslexic, but so far I've made 2 vases and a jug and they turned out great!

I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it. Now she's independent.