Funny Dad Jokes

Darth Vader's suit wasn't free. It cost him an arm and a leg!

How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts? Through the dumbbell door.

Finland has closed their borders and the Olympics will be cancelled. Looks like nobody will be crossing the Finnish line!

If you spend a lot of time around someone who tells corny jokes, you’re at risk of getting the groana-virus. Since there’s no vaccine, doctors say laughter is the best medicine.

How did the Romans cut their hair? Answer: With a pair of Caesars.

What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time? Toot-in-common!

Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end. They're calling it the uncut edition.