Funny Dad Jokes

If H2O is Water and H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide, What is H2O4? Drinking

Genie: What is your final wish? Boy: I wish I were you. Genue: weurd but alrught.

The line for beer at this party is terrible, but the punchline is even worse!

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house!

The rate at which wood burns in a fireplace can be calculated with a log function.

I figured my dad would spend all his savings on an expensive wig when he went bald, but one look and I realized it was a small price toupee.