Funny Dad Jokes

I recently bumped into the guy that sold me an antique globe. It's a small world.

Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine? It was about a weak back.

What happens when you throw a Finnish sailor overboard? Helsinki

Why didn’t the skeleton go on the adventure? He didn’t have the guts.

People say circumcision doesn’t hurt, but i have to disagree. I was circumcised when I was born and couldn’t walk for nearly a year.

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. oof...

Which knight is the protector of foods? Sir anwrap