Funny Dad Jokes

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought, I put a dollar in. It's currently half empty.

Our puns are not juvenile. They are fully groan.

Did you hear about the two mummies who farted at the same time? They had a toot in common.

What kind of fire leaves a room damp? A spitfire.

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.

I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was really disappointed. The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) were terrible.

My wife is mad that I keep introducing her as “my ex-girlfriend”