Funny Dad Jokes

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE!

Pro-biotics, anti-biotics, we're all cultured here, right?

Does anybody know if you can donate a skin graft from your butt to someone who isn't a relative? Arse skin for a friend.

What do lawyers wear to work everyday? Their lawsuit!

My son asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression. I said, “Absolutely!” He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” I laughed, “That’s Superman!” He replied, “Thanks dad! I’ve been practicing a lot!"

It's only a murder of crows if there's probably caws.

I tried searching for a book on impotence, but nothing came up.