Funny Dad Jokes

Nobody liked my close-up shots of different kinds of wheat. The photos were too grainy.

I know loads of jokes about cash machines. I just can't think of one atm.

My son wanted some girl advice, so I told him, “If you are intimidated by a date, remember one thing.” They're basically just big raisins.

What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.

How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family? One Buck.

I was staying in a hotel in Madrid, when I got very sick. I was too sick to go to a hospital or even get out of bed. So I called downstairs at the desk for help, and they sent up a doctor. After giving me some medicine, I quickly began to feel better. I asked him why this hotel even had their own doctor. He smiled and said "nobody expects the Spanish inn physician"

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE!