Funny Dad Jokes

I stopped ironing my clothes. I've got less pressing concerns.
When my kids are in trouble I read them jokes from this site. It's a great form of pun-ishment.
I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.
I don't get how throw pillows are so expensive. They're a sham!
You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.
I met a nun who always wiped her nose on her clothes. She had a nasty habit.
I have an ex who was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number. I wonder what she's up to now.
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