Funny Dad Jokes

I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.

I stopped ironing my clothes. I've got less pressing concerns.

When my kids are in trouble I read them jokes from this site. It's a great form of pun-ishment.

I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.

I don't get how throw pillows are so expensive. They're a sham!

You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.

I met a nun who always wiped her nose on her clothes. She had a nasty habit.