Funny Dad Jokes

People say circumcision doesn’t hurt, but i have to disagree. I was circumcised when I was born and couldn’t walk for nearly a year.

How do you get a farm girl to go on a date with you? A tractor.

Did you hear about the guy who was late to the cannibal party? He got the cold shoulder.

What do you call an Instagram celebrity who gets Coronavirus? An influenzer, but only if they go viral...

How are Australians coping with Coronavirus toilet paper shortages? Bidet mate!

Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues. The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

What did Delaware? Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.