Funny Dad Jokes

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work.

What happens when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal he will be rolling in his grave!

No matter how many bad choices I make my doctor never gets angry. He has lots of patients.

My wife is a former bodybuilder. We've got the kids to prove it.

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.