Funny Dad Jokes

“Can you please change my grade?” "Of course!" Tom remarked.

For anyone needing help with ladies, try this pickup line. Ford F-150, Dodge Ram, Chevy Silverado, Toyota Tundra, Nissan Titan, Honda Ridgeline

My wife asked me to stop singing Wonder wall to her. I said maybe...

My ex and I never went to the gym. Our relationship didn't work out.

What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.

I googled cigarette lighter and got 11,700,00 matches. Now I don't need the lighter.

My archaeologist friend has been depressed lately. His life is really in ruins.