Funny Dad Jokes

The NFL has this obscure rule where players aren’t allowed to own pet ducks. It's considered to be a personal fowl.

Did you hear about the young genie who got a job and finally moved out of his parents' lamp to a one bedroom necklace? He was in-de-pendant.

Velcro is such a rip-off...

I sleep with a bat under my bed. Just in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation.

I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal.

Windmills really don't like country music. They're huge metal fans!

They’re prison guards because they’re not tall enough to be prison centers.