Funny Dad Jokes

I can tell if people are judgmental just by looking at them.

I'm thinking about going to medical school to become a private investigator. I've always wanted to be a gynecologist.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Who led the Jewish people across a semi-permeable membrane? Os-moses.

My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

6:30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down.