Funny Dad Jokes

I heard Peter Dinklage was robbed by a pickpocket. Who could stoop so low?

I just got fired from a job where I made six figures last year. They said I was the worst employee at the toy factory.

Not every looks good with a wig, but I bet you could really pull it off!

Did you hear about the guy who came up with the first knock knock joke? He won a no-bell prize!

If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?

My bald surgeon is the most charismatic man I've ever met. He's a real smooth operator.

My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with goats. Meh.