Funny Dad Jokes

The English language would be horrible without conjunctions. No ifs, ands, or buts.

While visiting the museum, I saw my ex girlfriend standing across the hall, but I was too self conscious to say hello. There was just too much history between us.

Puns make numb. Math puns make me number.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing

Every day at breakfast, I announce that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t. It was my longest running joke of the year.

Did you know that fully grown deer don't like melted cheese? But their fawn do!

Did you see Trump's State of the Union speech? Apparently Nancy Pelosi thought it was tearable.