Funny Dad Jokes

I tried calling the tinnitus helpline, but it just kept ringing.

The English language would be horrible without conjunctions. No ifs, ands, or buts.

While visiting the museum, I saw my ex girlfriend standing across the hall, but I was too self conscious to say hello. There was just too much history between us.

Puns make numb. Math puns make me number.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing

Every day at breakfast, I announce that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t. It was my longest running joke of the year.

Did you know that fully grown deer don't like melted cheese? But their fawn do!