Funny Dad Jokes

I just deleted all German names off my phone, it's now hans free!

I just signed up for my works 401k, though I'm not sure I can really run that far...

The people at the gym call me a fat loser. I'm glad they can see I'm putting in a lot of effort.

What do you do if you are attacked by a group of clowns? Go for the juggler.

My friend David just lost his ID. Now we just call him Dav.

Do backwards poets write inverse?

What rock group has four guys that don't sing? Mt. Rushmore.