Funny Dad Jokes

My drug dealer cracks me up. Seriously, he's not mething around!

I just deleted all German names off my phone, it's now hans free!

I just signed up for my works 401k, though I'm not sure I can really run that far...

The people at the gym call me a fat loser. I'm glad they can see I'm putting in a lot of effort.

What do you do if you are attacked by a group of clowns? Go for the juggler.

My friend David just lost his ID. Now we just call him Dav.

Do backwards poets write inverse?