Funny Dad Jokes

The first french fries weren't cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.

A weasel walks to the bar. The bartenders says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before! What can I get you?" "Pop" goes the weasel.

I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there. He said he couldn't complain.

Do gun manuals have a troubleshooting section?

The secret service doesn't yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they shout "Donald Duck!"

A limbo champion walks into a bar. He is immediately disqualified.

I set my wifi password to 2444666668888888. That way when people ask for it, I tell them 12345678.