Funny Dad Jokes

Does anti-aging cream have an expiration date?

The best time on a clock is 6:30, hands down.

The hotter a computer gets, the more it freezes.

Sony, JVC, Panasonic. There's just too many stereotypes!

What do you call a row of people picking up mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line.

The other day, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.

I just got back from a knife convention. Was great to see all the cutting edge technology!