Funny Dad Jokes

The best time on a clock is 6:30, hands down.

The hotter a computer gets, the more it freezes.

Sony, JVC, Panasonic. There's just too many stereotypes!

What do you call a row of people picking up mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line.

The other day, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.

I just got back from a knife convention. Was great to see all the cutting edge technology!

My drug dealer cracks me up. Seriously, he's not mething around!