Funny Dad Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of crows go camping? Murder within tent.

For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office. I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

Never tell a secret in a cornfield. There are too many ears...

I'm a scientist studying the effects of THC on shorebirds and I'm very thorough. I'll leave no tern unstoned.

If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can then wear it on your head because it's now capsized.

How come no one at the kings table laughed when he farted? Because noble gases don't cause reactions.

I think the decision to legalize marijuana was a joint effort made by high government officials.