Funny Dad Jokes

If your house doesn't have numbers on it, that's something you need to address.

I accidentally got rice in my headphone jack. Now all my music sounds grainy.

There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA. The cops are still building a case, but are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

After it’s spent a hard day protecting my phone I take my OtterBox off. I rest my case.

Why do NBA referees check their voicemail after every quarter? Because they missed so many calls!

I thought I spotted a leopard once, but it turns out they’re born like that.