Funny Dad Jokes

I've got a class for learning how to make ice cream. I just love Sunday School!

I collected a lot of data to disprove observation bias. The results were exactly as I expected.

Why are cannibals so angry? They're just fed up with people.

If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot it's on the right foot.

Never trust a fisherman. They're always angling for something.

"Do you expect me to bleach?" "No, Mr Bond. I expect you to dye."

I hate cliffhangers because