Funny Dad Jokes

My computer keeps freezing. I wonder if it's because it's overheating.

Believing only 12.5% of the Bible makes you an eighth theist.

I was just at an optometrist wedding. For the vows he took her for better or worse, better or worse, better or worse.

What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet? One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.

What do you call a misbehaving spaceship pilot? An Astro-naughty!

How did the people behind the latest hack escape? They ransomware.

The worst thing about driving for Uber is all the people talking behind your back.