Funny Dad Jokes

I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October. I call it my jingle bell rock.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you? "Pop", goes the weasel.

My friends claim I'm the cheapest person they ever met. I'm not buying it.

Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights!

Do you guys remember when I told you about my spine issue? It was about a weak back.

I loaned my girlfriend $100 sometime soon after we met. After 3 years, when I broke up with her, she returned exactly $100. I guess I just lost interest in that relationship.

A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments. This has left scientists scratching their heads.