Funny Dad Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you? "Pop", goes the weasel.

My friends claim I'm the cheapest person they ever met. I'm not buying it.

Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights!

Do you guys remember when I told you about my spine issue? It was about a weak back.

I loaned my girlfriend $100 sometime soon after we met. After 3 years, when I broke up with her, she returned exactly $100. I guess I just lost interest in that relationship.

A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments. This has left scientists scratching their heads.

Please avoid using a website called Constipated.com It wouldn't let me log out!