Funny Dad Jokes

Is it okay to peek into your neighbor’s house if you are still technically in your own property? Personally, I'm on the fence...

What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

There's someone in town that is going from store to store shoplifting clothes in order of size. Police believe they're still at large.

I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint. He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.

Doctor: We had to remove your colon. me why?

I like to play chess with old men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

I recently sued the airline after they misplaced my luggage. I lost my case.