Funny Dad Jokes

Dalmatians aren't very good at playing hide and seek because they're always spotted.

My doctor told me that my brain was forgetting everything about 80's music. When I asked him what The Cure was he seemed even more concerned!

Dad: *washing car with son* Son: Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?

What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up? The mean increases.

I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it. Now she's independent.

You know what the leading cause of dry skin is? Towels.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.