Funny Dad Jokes

Dad: *washing car with son* Son: Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?

What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up? The mean increases.

I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it. Now she's independent.

You know what the leading cause of dry skin is? Towels.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Is it okay to peek into your neighbor’s house if you are still technically in your own property? Personally, I'm on the fence...

What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.