Funny Dad Jokes

I dated a ghost once. Nice girl, but she lacked substance.

How do you cut the ocean in half? You use a sea saw

If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion

Why aren't unemployment jokes funny? They just don't work!

Small babies may be delivered by a stork, but large babies are delivered by a crane.

Dalmatians aren't very good at playing hide and seek because they're always spotted.

My doctor told me that my brain was forgetting everything about 80's music. When I asked him what The Cure was he seemed even more concerned!