Funny Dad Jokes

I heard T-Mobile and Sprint are looking to get together. The wedding doesn't sound like much, but I bet the reception is fantastic!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The P is silent.

I dated a ghost once. Nice girl, but she lacked substance.

How do you cut the ocean in half? You use a sea saw

If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion

Why aren't unemployment jokes funny? They just don't work!

Small babies may be delivered by a stork, but large babies are delivered by a crane.