Funny Dad Jokes

Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.

Even the heaviest chandelier is pretty light.

I learned recently that diarrhea is genetic. It's true! It runs in your jeans.

The movie theater near us bans large bags to keep people from smuggling in food, but I've got a few Twix up my sleeve.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

My blind friend was left by his deaf wife. He didn't see the signs.

I just got myself a universal remote. This changes everything!