Funny Dad Jokes

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds!

By now every country has Coronavirus, but China got it right off the bat!

I don't have a dad bod. It's more of a father figure.

If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”, they get really ticked off.

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.