Funny Dad Jokes

The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker. Fast 10: Your Seat Belts.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!

I wrote a book on penguins, but in retrospect, I realize that paper would have been easier.

As a baby I was too large for the stork. I had to be delivered by a crane.

Why do we call childbirth delivery? Shouldn't it be takeout?

My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.

Shout out to whoever created the word plethora. It means a lot.