Funny Dad Jokes

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

A Dad walks into a bookstore and says, “ Can I have a book by Shakespeare?” The shopkeeper says, “of course, sir, which one?” The dad replies. "William"

I was just diagnosed as colorblind. I know, it certainly came out of the purple!

People say "icy" is really easy to spell. Looking at it now, I see why.

I have to confess, this isn't my real hair. It's a toupee passed on to me from my dad. It's kind of a family hairloom.

I think the girl at grocery store register likes me. She's always checking me out!

Someone was shot with a starter pistol at the track. Police believe it was race related.