Funny Dad Jokes

I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthetic. He said "sure, knock yourself out."

Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two...

The only good time to yell “I have diarrhea” is when you are playing scrabble because it is worth a buttload of points.

The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones. But the people in Abu Dhabi do!

I wonder if glass coffins will ever catch on. Remains to be seen!

I’ll never give money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run.