Funny Dad Jokes

My new sweater kept building up static and shocking people. So I exchanged it for another free of charge.

Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.

I give free math tutoring in algebra & calculus, but not geometry. That's where I draw the line.

Sometimes I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.

My doctor said I have a serious problem with vocalizing my emotions. I can't say that I'm surprised.

My friend said they didn't understand cloning. I said, "that makes two of us."

Do you know what the least spoken language in the world is? Sign language!