Funny Dad Jokes

My wife accused me of having zero empathy. I don't understand why she feels that way.

What does a spy wear on his feet? Answer: Sneakers

Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo. We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot.

To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you. You have my Word.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

Converting the numbers 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad... It makes me LIVID!