Funny Dad Jokes

My wife accused me of having zero empathy. I don't understand why she feels that way.

What does a spy wear on his feet? Answer: Sneakers

No more Suez Canal jokes. That ship has sailed.

Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo. We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot.

To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you. You have my Word.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.